125 Most Epic Pickup Lines

Ok friends, I know I hung up the hat last year and retired after SEVEN wonderful Valentine's Days of sharing all my favorite pickup lines with you...but I couldn't leave you hanging now, could I? 


Because let's be real, some of you have not been following me on Twitter for 7 years (bet you wish you had been now!) And some of you just might not remember all of the greatness that is my epic compilation of (clean) clever and hilarious pick up lines.

So here you go...because I'm OCD and kept them all in a file so I wouldn't repeat myself, back by popular demand are the best 125 pickup lines I've assembled. 

If this won't get you a date, then brother (or sister), I can't help ya.

TOP 125 MOST EPIC PICKUP LINES

1. Hi, i'm Ms. Right...I heard you were looking for me?

2. I know milk does a body good, but dang baby...how much did you drink?

3. Was your dad a pirate? Because you've got an amazing booty.

4. Baby you're like a train wreck...I just can't look away.

5. Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

6. Is your last name Campbells? Cause you're lookin' MMM MMM good!

7. Excuse me can you tell me what time it is? I just want to write down the exact moment I met the man of my dreams...

8. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

9. Baby do you have a fever? Because you sure look hot to me...

10. You must be a ghost, cause baby I wanna be your boo.

11. Is your dad a photographer? Because you're picture perfect.

12. Hey baby you dropped something back there...My jaw.

13. Baby if I was a mathematical equation, you would be the solution.

14. Are you a 90-degree angle? Cause baby you looking right.

15. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb!

16. Do you believe in inception? Cause you’re always in my dreams.

17. Is there a ninja in your pants? Cause baby your booty is kickin’.

18. Is your name Google? Cause you have everything I’m searching for.

19. Baby are you on Twitter? Cause i'd follow you anyday...

20. Baby you're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

21. You must be a magnet, cause I can't seem to pull myself away from you...

22. If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction...

23. Is your name Katrina? because baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

24. Were you born on a plane? Cause baby, you’re FLY!

25. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

26. Hey baby, you got a jersey? Because I need your name and number...

27. Just for the fellas: Do you have a sewing kit on you? Because I am ripped! 

28. Pinch me. You're so fine I MUST be dreaming...

29. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back...

30. Do you know karate? Because baby, you're really kickin'.

31. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

32. Are you a tamale? Because you're hot.

33. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it....

34. Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle...

35. Your father must be a drug dealer cause baby, you dope!

36. Baby, if you were a steak, you'd be well done...

37.  baby you're like an iPhone-everything I could ever need all in one smooth, sleek package...

38. I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away...

39. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

40. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you...

41. Are you an Alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

42. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here...

43. Honey you are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

44. Apart from looking good, what do you do for a living?

45. Can I borrow your phone? I'd like to call my mom & tell her I just met the man of my dreams...

46. Hey baby if you were a booger, I'd pick you first...

47. Do you have a band-aid? I cut my knee when I fell for you.

48. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE print!

49. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

50. Can I have ur pic? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas...

51. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.

52.  Do you have a name...or can I call you mine?

53. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

54. Was your father a mechanic? Because how did you get such a finely tuned body?

55. Your middle name must be grace, because baby you're amazing. 

56. Do you have a carry permit? Because your eyes are a deadly weapon… (Thanks Zarah Bates!)

57. Do you have the time? The time to write down my number...

58. I must have the gift of prophecy because I can see you in my future...

59. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications...

60. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

61. I know you've accepted Jesus into you heart, but is there still room for me?

62. Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else...

63. Hey baby I never need to see the sun again, because you light up my world...

64. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

65. Hey baby, you're hotter than donut grease...

66. Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?

67. Is your name “swiffer”? Because you just swept me off my feet...

68. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

69. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

70. Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection...

71.  Is your dad a hunter? Cause baby you’re a fox…

72.  I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye, because it's got to be a sin to look that good...

73. Man U look good! If u were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple! 

74. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

75. You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

76. Hey baby, have we met? Because you look a lot like my next boyfriend… 

77. Pickup lines from the Super Bowl Halftime show...Even though I'm the left shark, I'm still right for you. 

78. Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte.

79.  I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

80. Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

81. Wow baby, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop…

82. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and i’m the 1 you need…

83. Hey baby help the homeless…take me home with you! 

84. Bible pickup line: Last night I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours…

85. Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

86. Did we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry…

87. Hey baby I didn’t know angels could fly so low…

88. I’m no organ donor, but i’d be happy to give you my heart…

89. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

90. Are you from China? Cause i’m chi-na get yo numba...

91. I would say bless you, but it looks like God already did...

92. I thought happiness started with an “H”…but my happiness starts with “U"

93. Are you an olympic curler? Cause you just swept me off my feet...

94. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

95. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!

96. Do you live in a corn field? Because i’m up for stalking you...

97. Does your left eye hurt? Cause you’ve been lookin’ right all day...

98. I may be Russian into things, but would it be Sochi-eezy to ask for your number?

99. Baby if you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable...

100. Do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams...

101. Stop, drop, and roll, baby…cause you are on fire. 

102. If you were a penny, I'd save you…

103. Did they just take you out of the oven? Cause baby you're hot!

104. Excuse me, Im writing a term paper on the finer things in life and i was wondering if I could interview you?

105. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

106. Are you a keyboard? Cause baby you’re my type.

107. If being hot is a crime, you'd be guilty as charged...

108. My friends call me Jamie, but baby you can call me anytime...

109. Are you a politician? Because you've got my vote...

110. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea...

111. Are you from Sweden? Cause you're the swedish person i've ever met...

112. Hey baby it’s a good thing I brought my gloves today, other wise you’d be too hot to handle!

113. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers... 

114. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!

115.  Are your pants from outer space or is your booty just out of this world?

116. Baby are you a math teacher? Because you can solve all of my problems...

117. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

118. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love...

119. You a fan of Star Wars? Cause Yoda-licious!!

120. Baby you're so sweet you put Hershey's outta business...

121. Hey, feel my sweater…know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.

122. Hey baby did your license get suspended...for driving me crazy?

123. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

124. If beauty were time, baby you’d be an eternity...

125. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams...

You're welcome. ;)